undefined logo
Product main image

Everything Else Is Crap Tee — Funny Graphic Short Sleeve Shirt

$49.97
Bella + Canvas Colors: White
Clothing sizes: XS
Quantity
30 days return policy.
  • Visa card accepted
  • Mastercard accepted
  • American Express accepted
  • Diners Club accepted
  • Apple Pay accepted
  • Google Pay accepted
About the product
A soft, lived-in tee with a dry, witty voice. Lightweight Airlume cotton and a classic crew cut make this shirt easy to layer or wear solo on errands, quick coffee runs, or tired Monday mornings. The front’s bold, slightly curved lettering reads “Everything Else Is Crap,” with a smaller, sardonic line underneath. A subtle arch at the upper back and small sleeve prints add personality without shouting — the kind of minimal, sharp humor that becomes part of your regular rotation. It drapes cleanly thanks to side seams and shoulder tape, while the ribbed collar keeps its shape after multiple washes. Simple, comfortable, and a little blunt — for people who like to say what they mean and keep their wardrobe low-fuss.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (Bella+Canvas 3001).
- Retail crew fit with side seams and ribbed knit collar for structure and long-term shape.
- Printed details: crisp DTF sleeve and front printing; DTG used by some providers for vibrant sleeve labels.
- Comfort-forward touches: shoulder tape for stability and a tear-away label to reduce irritation.
- Responsible sourcing: REACH certified, made under humane, audited conditions (Fair Labor Association / WRAP Platinum).

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

REACH Certified

Country of origin

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from Honduras

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions