This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a sly, outspoken attitude wrapped in soft, lived-in comfort. The front features bold arched lettering that reads “Everything Else Is Crap,” paired with a small, deadpan line beneath — a design that reads like a private joke turned public statement. On the upper back, a delicate script spells “Bite Me,” giving the shirt a wink of irreverence when you turn away.

Wear it when you want to dial down small talk and let your style do the talking. The relaxed fit and garment-dyed finish create a vintage, broken-in look that grows more personal with each wash. It sits easily under a jacket for nights out or worn solo with jeans for weekends at the record store, coffee shop, or protest march. This tee isn’t loud for the sake of noise — it’s for people who prefer honest, slightly sarcastic apparel that ages beautifully alongside their stories.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed construction for a lived-in color and texture that softens with wear.
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting shape.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean lines and comfort.
- Size range S–4XL with 58 color options; made in Honduras.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean